Unnecessary height of Hair

Have you ever seen someone with hair in everistic proportion? 

As I was waiting for class with two lovely ladies Adele and Britgette a girl walked past with an epic hair style. As we saw this girl walking past us we all took notice and I was asked to write a blog about the unnecessary height of hair. I have a few examples that I would like to bring to the attention of the fashionistas and Voguests. 

1. The Duff Puff. Made famous by Hilary Duff. A duff puff is a tacky hairstyle, where a girl ties her hair back except for the bangs and then teases her bangs and then puts them back with a bobypin, leaving a little puff on the top of the head. At any rate this hair style is tacky, however I would like to let the ladies know who actually use this style, if the puff adds 6' to your height...It's too high. 

2. The Half Beehive. Our Grandmothers used to have this style and it went away for a reason. This hair style causes the wearers head to become twice its size. The hair looks like something got into it and made a nest.  I think this style should be left to decompose just like a rats nest. 

3. The High Ponytail. The high ponytail is just the way it sounds, a high ponytail. This style is alright if your 5 or happen to be a cheerleader, if you are a self respecting female please don't use the high ponytail.

End the hair massacre!