Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Dear Mr. Garbage Man

I'm writing you for a few reasons.
The first being, why do you come to my house so early and insist on waking me up? This morning I woke up to the persistent beeping of the garbage truck going in reverse at the end of my street. Not only did this wake me up but terrified me because I remembered for the THIRD week in a row not to put the garbage out and the garage was getting rather smelly.
The second being, I'm sure your very lovely and all, but dealing with other people's trash wouldn't be my cup of tea. It's rather smelly and doesn't really suite my fancy!
So my dearest Mr. Garbage Man thank-you for collecting my garbage, but next week, could you be a little quieter?


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    Posted your post on my blog
    credited it to you of course..hope you don't mind.

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